Bazooza


Witch Bazooza wants to win the Scariest House contest on Halloween. Having spell-tastically broken the windows, rusted the hinges, and summoned the requisite bogeys, she attempts to wave up the piece de resistance: a carved pumpkin. Alas, things don’t go as planned.

If at first you don’t succeed .... Striving frantically for the elusive gourd, Bazooza, with cat Ajax looking on, turns her yard into a veritable vegetable medley of jack-o-lanterns. Carrots, beets, corn ... but not a single pumpkin. The shame of it all! Little does she suspect how amazing all that cut-up veg is going to look after dark.

At midnight, the judges arrive and present Bazooza with First Prize: a jack-o-lantern trophy. Hooray!

Witch Bazooza, by Dennis Nolan (Prentice Hall, 1979)

Cute book. And isn’t “Ajax” a great name for a cat? I wonder if you can guess what I’d name his brother. (No, not “Bar Keepers Friend.”)

Books by Dennis Nolan

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