Quentin Fleming

I guess Truman Capote was unavailable (read, deceased). That’s how we got wee Leslie Jordan in the part of Quentin Fleming in American Horror Story: Coven, season three (2013–14) of the acclaimed FX series.

Jordan reprises his pint-sized pone-queen shtick for the gazillionth time as the lone warlock on the Council of Witchcraft, convened to investigate the manifold sins and wickedness of the coven’s supreme witch, Fiona Goode (Jessica Lange, she of the seen-it-all little laugh).

I don’t know, how can we make him look even smaller?
 
AHS: Coven is to series television what gumbo is to cooking: a delicious hot mess. And yes, I gobbled it all up ... until Stevie Nicks was wheeled in to squander precious minutes with a couple of “classic” tunes, rendered even more unrecognizable than usual by her nanny-goat contralto and nonexistent keyboard skills. I laughed when Fiona, scotch in hand, sighed “I’ve always loved that song.” I thought Stevie was hunting for a false eyelash that had fallen between the keys. And magical shawl twirling? What the hell? Talk about your jump-the-broom moment. Where’s blood-spilling Delphine LaLaurie (Kathy Bates) when you need her?

If you’re a fan of AHS, you’ll want to check out the paper dolls at Zimbio:

http://www.zimbio.com/Beyond+the+Tube/articles/xDrifXYYsKn/Paper+Doll+Monsters+Exactly+Every+American

Here’s Frances Conroy, Quentin’s co-councilor Myrtle Snow:

Artwork by Rafael Hidalgo.















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